she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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