dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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