absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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