his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
These tits shall not be calmed
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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