i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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