Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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