i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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