my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Send help, water and tortillas.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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