I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Do vagina's smell?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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