go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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