We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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