Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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