so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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