if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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