You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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