just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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