I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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