Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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