well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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