I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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