But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Found your dick twin last night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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