Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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