when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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