Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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