i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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