found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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