How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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