If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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