420 ftw
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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