people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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