There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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