i don't like sucking hair
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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