He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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