dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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