The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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