11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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