I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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