btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Pooping to opera.
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