on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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