I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My sheets look like a crime scene.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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