After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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