Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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