Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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