i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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