alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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