When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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