If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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