so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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