Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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