we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He? As in you personified your dick?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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