It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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