obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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