Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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